zappafan

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Although getting mutton, my wit is still sharp,
Slightly sarcastic and very dark.
When comes to religion it's Odin the Norse,
So I'm off to Valhalla when I fall off my horse.
A lover of music with the exception of one,
Country and Western you can stick up your bum.
Now we come to the ladies old, young, small or tall,
One thing for certain I love them all.
So screw my Doctor, he can go run,
Life is for living and having fun.

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12 hours ago | 1 note

Some people believe in god, I believe in music. Some people pray, I turn up the radio.

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1 week ago | 6 notes

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1 week ago

I feel a bit sorry for Nick Fury, he’ll never get to see his own film in 3D.

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Beautiful tribute to Adam Yauch from @coldplay:

1 week ago

: Shocking statistic: 10 out of 10 high school students can’t find Narnia on a map.

1 week ago

No Dora, I said could you get me an expensive ice-cream!

No Dora, I said could you get me an expensive ice-cream!

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2 weeks ago | 1 note

A woman’s “I’ll be ready in five minutes” and a man’s “I’ll be home in five minutes” are exactly the same.

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